She jumped naked from the cake, squealing and shaking her perfect breasts at the middle aged crowd of wide-eyed onlookers.

Ten minutes earlier …

“They should be rolling the cake out any minute.”

“I never would have thought of this. Where ever did you get the idea?”

“It just came to me and I was lucky to find a local baker who specialized in just this sort of thing.”

“I have to hand it to you Beatrice. What better way to wrap up our Bible Study series on Genesis than to have Noah jump out of an Ark-shaped cake.”