Through my many years of cat ownership, I feel confident to say that I understand ‘Cat’ speak.
You see, cats are very self-centered. It’s all about them.
Meow? (Rising) … Me?
Me-yow? (Rising) … (For) Me ?
Myow myow (emphatic) … Me (too) me (too)
MYOW (short) … (Leave) Me (Alone)
Myew (quiet) … (Who) Me?
Myew myew … (Luv) Me (luv) Me
MEOW (Desperate) … (Feed) Me
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Try out your new-found knowledge of ‘cat speak’ on the following video …
Contrafactual 
As beautiful as your cats are, they are even more beautiful in video snippets! I hope you share more video of them. (I’d say you are fully fluent in “Catinese”!)
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Other than feeding time they mostly just lie around. Video would be a waste. Also stills are faster to upload. Video also runs the risk of showing off my extreme clutter.
But I will take your suggestion to heart. I also need to show more of Patches. She is a sweet old girl who, although less “in you face” about affection than Hillary, is actually my steadfast companion.
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