Eduardo, that suave and sophisticated Company Man, has been spied (excuse the pun) in the Bahamas.
What has he been doing since he was last being seen frequenting a New Mexico brothel … who can say? What brings him to the haunt of that other famous Company Man whose name must be withheld for security reasons Bond, James Bond … business or pleasure?
When interviewed for this story, a local barkeep admitted to serving a patron fitting Eduardo’s description, but said he did not catch his name. “He was cool, that one. Cold blooded. Bit of a spook if you ask me. Wanted his martini shaken, not stirred, with a twist of cricket. His eyes kept darting around as if he was expecting trouble, then without as much as a by your leave, he flicked out his tongue and caught a fly in mid-air. Threw up up a bit in my mouth, I did. Not much of a talker. Left me a good tip though. He’s welcome back any time.”
Photo Credit Tom von Kapherr
http://catsatthebar.org/2015/12/04/birds-turtles-and-a-geko/
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Love it! 🙂
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Poor Eduardo… Pretty soon, the FBI and the CIA will be looking for him, too. 🙂
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All in a day’s work for a Danger Man
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I love it – thank you so much! Needed the smiles! 😀
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“…he flicked out his tongue and caught a fly in mid-air. Threw up up a bit in my mouth, I did. ” Hehe! Love these lines- very cute and funny!
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