C’mon, everyone’s got an HD vidcam in their phone. You’d think someone would have gotten a picture of him (or her) by now. Certainly not those fools running around in the dark while Bigfoot is fast asleep in his squatch cave.
Time for a new approach.
You can at least get the shirt at 6dollarshirts.com
Wait …
This just in …
Available at GLENNZTEES
Contrafactual 
He is a professional hider. I have him tattooed on my left where I have giant Douglas firs and Mt. Hood.
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At least YOU know where he is 🙂
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🙂 I will never tell
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