The joy of autocorrect and/or dictation on the iPhone/iPad.
I once dictated a letter to some old family friends who happen to be staunch Baptists. Thankfully I proofed it before sending. When I tried to tell my wife about it it, it took about a dozen attempts before I could get through it without bursting into eye-watering laughter.
Actual message: She is suffering from an MS exacerbation
As dictated/autocorrected: She is suffering from excess masturbation
or don’t want to pee your pants laughing.
i hate autocorrect, autocorrect makes me sound ducking stupid! But I do have to admit she’s been pretty kind to me unlike to these poor and unsuspecting people…
There are worst ones but I can’t risk my mum telling me of soo….
Love ROHN
(Thanks autocorrect)
Contrafactual 