Category Archives: Extreme Humor

Don’t google ‘Autocorrect Fails’ if you have anywhere to be soon…

The joy of autocorrect and/or dictation on the iPhone/iPad.

I once dictated a letter to some old family friends who happen to be staunch Baptists. Thankfully I proofed it before sending. When I tried to tell my wife about it it, it took about a dozen attempts before I could get through it without bursting into eye-watering laughter.

Actual message: She is suffering from an MS exacerbation
As dictated/autocorrected: She is suffering from excess masturbation

A Girl In Europe

or don’t want to pee your pants laughing.

i hate autocorrect, autocorrect makes me sound ducking stupid! But I do have to  admit she’s been pretty kind to me unlike to these poor and unsuspecting people…


There are worst ones but I can’t risk my mum telling me of soo….


(Thanks autocorrect)

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A Brief History of Everything

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Reblog from Immodium Abuser

Now that I have caught my breath and changed my pants, I am reblogging this post. WARNING – empty your bladder first and don’t eat or drink while reading. – cb

I won’t bury the lead and make you work for it: I was actually mistaken for a retarded person TWICE in less than a half hour. Breathe that in for a second and chew on it. Now that it’s out of the way, here goes. It was Spring Break so I headed to Disney World with my aunt and two cousins and of course, chaos ensued. I will bypass the long drive from New York to Florida and that whole crazy situation entirely because no one wants to hear about a Passover Seder gone wrong, a diet saboteur, dog vomit in the car or a highway flashing anyway; let’s head right to the good stuff.


After we checked into our hotel, we decided to hit the water to lounge around and relax. I should clarify this and say that they wanted to hit the water and I wanted to…

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