$ su –
Password:
#
# cd /
# rm -rf *
PS your reaction to this is a direct reflection of your level of Linux savvy
PPS Hint: don’t do this, just sayin’
Category Archives: Extreme Humor
Don’t google ‘Autocorrect Fails’ if you have anywhere to be soon…
The joy of autocorrect and/or dictation on the iPhone/iPad.
I once dictated a letter to some old family friends who happen to be staunch Baptists. Thankfully I proofed it before sending. When I tried to tell my wife about it it, it took about a dozen attempts before I could get through it without bursting into eye-watering laughter.
Actual message: She is suffering from an MS exacerbation
As dictated/autocorrected: She is suffering from excess masturbation
or don’t want to pee your pants laughing.
i hate autocorrect, autocorrect makes me sound ducking stupid! But I do have to admit she’s been pretty kind to me unlike to these poor and unsuspecting people…
There are worst ones but I can’t risk my mum telling me of soo….
Love ROHN
(Thanks autocorrect)
Happy Aniversary
To me …
Joking Bad
If you loved Breaking Bad,
you MUST watch this video
A Brief History of Everything
The Ghost Pepper Challenge
Thank you …
I couldn’t have done it without you.
Reblog from Immodium Abuser
Now that I have caught my breath and changed my pants, I am reblogging this post. WARNING – empty your bladder first and don’t eat or drink while reading. – cb
I won’t bury the lead and make you work for it: I was actually mistaken for a retarded person TWICE in less than a half hour. Breathe that in for a second and chew on it. Now that it’s out of the way, here goes. It was Spring Break so I headed to Disney World with my aunt and two cousins and of course, chaos ensued. I will bypass the long drive from New York to Florida and that whole crazy situation entirely because no one wants to hear about a Passover Seder gone wrong, a diet saboteur, dog vomit in the car or a highway flashing anyway; let’s head right to the good stuff.
After we checked into our hotel, we decided to hit the water to lounge around and relax. I should clarify this and say that they wanted to hit the water and I wanted to…
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