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Roskilde Festival Radio Nøgenløb

July 8, 2014Art, History, HZV, Music, News, Opinion, The Nudist War, Video, ZombiesDenmark, naked, Nøgenløb, nude, nudist, Roskilde, running, Zcb

The Roskilde Festival is the largest North European culture and music festival and has existed since 1971. They are a non-profit organisation consisting of about 50 full-time employees and thousands of volunteers. It is held in Roskilde, Denmark in late June.

http://roskilde-festival.dk/about_roskilde/

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roskilde_Festival

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It is also famous for the Roskilde Festival Radio Nøgenløb (Naked Run) held on the Saturday of the Festival (this Saturday just past). The Nøgenløb is a foot race around the Festival grounds where the participants, men and women, run totally naked (shoes are allowed). It has been run every year since 1999, with a ticket to the next year’s festival awarded to the male and female winner.

The Danes obviously don’t have the phobia of public nudity common in the U. S. and some other countries.

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And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

~ Genesis 2:25, King James Bible

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The Roskilde Festival Radio Nøgenløb serves as an example of what a pack of Zs might look like as they run naked across the countryside.*

WARNING THE IMAGE BELOW LINKS TO A VIDEO THAT SHOWS NAKED MEN AND WOMEN RUNNING IN THE NØGENLØB. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED OR ASHAMED OF THE NAKED HUMAN FORM, DO NOT CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW.

* Except maybe for the body paint and the GoPros

TNW – Day 53

May 4, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesAngels, Angels of Death, Brian, CDC, Cindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, Edward, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Kwan, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, naked, night-vision, nudist, running, Tom, UPS, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the thirteenth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 53

The troops, with one exception, consisted of five mixed-gender squads of ten soldiers each. White Team was the exception, consisting of only six elite soldiers all of whom were women. The White Team elite were popularly known as the ‘Angels of Death’. In the war against the Zs, they had seen more combat and scored more nudist kills than the other squads combined.

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MAN handed the coffee cup to the Lieutant Colonel. “So Kwan, tell me about the Angels of Death.”

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TNW – Day 52

April 27, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesAngels, Angels of Death, Black Hawk, Brian, CDC, dream, Eddy, Edmund, Ellington Field, Galveston, helicopter, HZV, Jess, Kwan, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, naked, night-vision, nudist, Predator, Reaper, running, Shelly, Tom, UAV, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the twelfth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 52

If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers but a helicopter can land and save your life.

~ Igor Sikorsky, 1947

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The helicopters began arriving shortly before 7:00 AM. Brian buzzed to say that Shelly had just radioed him that the first chopper had departed. MAN got up, got dressed, and put on coffee. “Maggie let’s take you out before our guests arrive.” While Maggie did her business, MAN climbed up to the helipad to talk to Nora and Jan. The fall air was cold and crisp, in the mid-30s. The sky was a clear dark blue, with the wind blowing strongly from the north. A few bright stars could still be seen twinkling overhead despite the warm glow from the east. “Sun will up soon. See anything yet?” he asked.

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TNW – Day 51

April 20, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesBlack Hawk, blanket, Brian, CDC, dream, Eddy, Edmund, Ellington Field, Galveston, helicopter, HZV, Jess, Kwan, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, Miss Scarlet, naked, nudist, Predator, Reaper, running, Shelly, Tom, UAV, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the eleventh chapter.
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All people, places, and events are fictional … except when they aren’t.

The Nudist War – Day 51

Eddy was running for his life. How stupid could he be to let himself be caught with the Zs between him and his car … and without a weapon. The Surf Pack was gaining on him. They could run faster in soft beach sand than he ever could. If he could just make it to the water. Zs can’t swim.

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As usual, MAN awoke to Maggie’s wet tongue slathering across his face. “Pfft, pthhtt,” MAN wiped his face and mouth off with the sheet, “Maggie, do you need to go out?”

“WOOF WOOF”

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TNW – Day 50

April 13, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesCindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Maggie, MAN, marathon, Maxine, naked, nudist, running, Tom, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the tenth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 50

They came from the North running over the steppe, man and woman, without clothing or even so much as footwear. So great were their number that they resembled migrating flocks of birds. Nothing stood in their path. All were consumed.

~ Chinese historian Xiao Guangxian, 1100 BC

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Jess opened the stairwell door to the roof and let the dogs out. Maggie and Wolf scurried out, running and sniffing and peeing and sniffing and running and peeing and running some more. She climbed up to the helipad and walked over to one of the two spotters stationed there. “Hi, Jim how are you doing this morning?”

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TNW – Day 49

April 6, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, Zombiesblanket, Cindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, firearms, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, Medium Girl, Miss Scarlet, naked, nudist, running, shipping container, shotgun, Surf Pack, Tom, who, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the ninth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 49

She connected with him, wrapped the blanket around his arms, and held him tight so that he could not move as her momentum pushed them both over the railing. As they fell, she stared into his eyes and studied his face. Her lips met his.

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Eddy woke up. He turned over and looked at the time. “1:30 AM. Hmm, that’s strange,”he thought. “Usually it’s closer to 5:00 AM when the dreams end.” He lay there a while, deep in thought. “Guess I should call Heinrich this morning and give him an update on the fuel situation.” He set the alarm for 5:00 AM and then rolled over and went back to sleep.

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TNW – Day 48

March 30, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, Zombiesblanket, Cindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, firearms, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, Medium Girl, Miss Scarlet, naked, nudist, running, shotgun, Surf Pack, Tom, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the eighth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 48

They ran naked through the streets attacking and eating anyone or anything unfortunate enough to be caught outside. Then they began breaking down doors, climbing through windows, even climbing through the second floor windows. They ate the people where they found them, even drinking the blood so that nary a drop was spilt upon the ground.

~ La Opinion Publica, Albuquerque, New Mexico, November 2, 1892

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Eddy lay in bed shivering, the events of the previous day running through his mind. He tried to imagine the horror and the fear that went through the minds of the airport patrol as they met their death at the hands and teeth of the hoard of voracious nudists. He mused on how the official term diseased had morphed into the Zs, and how MAN’s people now referred to them as nudists.

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TNW – Day 47

March 23, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, Zombiesblanket, Brad, Cindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, firearms, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, Medium Girl, Miss Scarlet, Monica, naked, nudist, running, Scholes International Airport, shotgun, Surf Pack, Tom, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the seventh chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 47

‘Las Pirañas Humanos’ ran naked through the jungle, traveling in ‘schools’ where they numbered in the dozens. Male and female, they devoured everything in their path and were greatly feared by the tribes people.

~ From the report of Cristóbal de Acuña to the Royal Council of the Indies, AD 1641 concerning the stories told to him by Amazon tribesmen.

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Jess awoke to the sound of someone screaming. “Not again,” she thought as she threw on a robe and ran down the hall toward Eddy’s room.

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TNW – Day 46

March 16, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesAtlanta, blanket, Brad, Cindy, dream, Eddy, Edmund, firearms, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Maggie, MAN, Maxine, Medium Girl, Monica, naked, nudist, running, shotgun, Surf Pack, Tom, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the sixth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 46

Her skin was smooth and slightly freckled, bronzed with a healthy tan. She had long red hair that hung down, encircling his face. Her deep green eyes studied him intently. They were like pools in an oasis in the middle of a parched, arid desert.

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Jess rolled over, looked at the clock and sighed. “2:00 AM. Maybe some fresh air will do me some good. Can’t be any worse than lying here staring at the ceiling,” she mused. “Maybe a walk on the roof?” She reached over and grabbed the notebook computer on the nearby table and brought it into bed with her. Deftly she opened the lid and scanned the stairwell security cameras from the garage level up to the roof. Seeing nothing amiss, she disarmed the motion sensors between the lab and the roof so as not to wake anyone. “I doubt that they will be coming down from the roof tonight. I don’t think the Zs are capable of scaling the outside of this building,” she chuckled to herself.

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TNW – Day 45

March 9, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesAtlanta, Cindy, Eddy, Edmund, Edward, firearms, Galveston, H17N10, HZV, Jess, MAN, Mars, Maxine, naked, nudist, running, shotgun, Tom, Wolf, zombies, Zscb

This is the fifth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 45

And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

~ Genesis 2:25, King James Bible

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Jess awoke to the sound of thunder. She opened her eyes and turned to look at the alarm clock. It’s luminous face showed 6:30 AM. She reached over to her laptop and brought up one of the outside security cameras. The video and audio indicated that it was raining heavily. “At least the weather is still normal,” she thought before turning off her alarm, rolling over, and going back to sleep.

In the next room Eddy was snoring heavily. When he got back to the lab the night before, they both agreed they desperately needed a good night’s sleep. After several medicinal scotches, they both retired for the night. The DNA sequencing could wait, besides they were making no progress anyway. A good night’s sleep was the least they were due.

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TNW – Day 44

March 2, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, Zombiesalcohol, ATF, awakening, CDC, Eddy, Edmund, Edward, firearms, Galveston, H17N10, HZV, Ibuprofen, Interferon, Jess, Level 4, MAN, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, naked, nudist, Ondansetron, running, Seaside, shotgun, tobacco, who, World Health Organization, Zürich, zombies, Zscb

This is the fourth chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 44

He rounded the corner only to see Jess on the ground, covered in blood … As Eddy moved toward Jess, a crazed naked woman came running around the corner and lunged at him. Eddy didn’t wait for introductions. He unloaded two shotgun rounds into her, but she kept coming. A third shot to the face dropped her at his feet.

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“Urrrrargghh glurrrppp … urrrrargghh wrrraccch.” The sound of vomiting came from the behind the restroom door.

“You okay in there?” Eddy asked. It was 4:00 AM. Dr. Edmund Hillary had been up since midnight after getting a much needed six hour nap. He had just come out of the lab to get some coffee and empty his bladder (not necessarily in that order).

“Urrrrargghh … yeah … urrrrargghh.” A few minutes later Jessica emerged wiping her face with a wet towel. “Need more Ondansetron.” she muttered and staggered over to the medicine cabinet. “May as well take more Ibuprofen while I’m here.” She opened both bottles taking a pill from each and washing them down with a swig from a freshly opened water bottle. “I’m going back to bed,” she muttered and headed back to her cot. Eddy was used to this by now. The main side effect of the Interferon was nausea and vomiting, hence the Ondansetron.

“External power is back up,” he said. … No reply … “I’ll tell her later,” he thought.

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TNW – Day 42

February 16, 2014Fiction, Horror, HZV, The Nudist War, ZombiesBiohazard Lab, CDC, DNA, Galveston, HZV, Jess, Level 4, running, Zombie Apocalypse, zombies, Zscb

This is the second chapter.
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The Nudist War – Day 42

They awoke from their slumber and they were very, very hungry.

~ St. Giorgio Romeo, Il Risveglio Morti, circa AD 978.

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“They got it all wrong,” Jessica muttered to herself as she loaded the samples into the DNA sequencer. Safe within the Level 4 Biohazard lab on Galveston Island, Jessica Munroe pushed on for a third sleepless day. They got it all wrong.

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The they in this case was the media, the entertainment industry, the press, anyone and everyone writing about the Zombie Apocalypse. The facts about Zombies had been pretty well established by decades of books, movies, graphic novels, and TV shows. Everyone knew them:

They went by many names: zombies, the undead, walkers, biters, etc.
They could not be killed by normal means – only a direct hit to the head would work, either severing the head entirely or at least destroying it.
Without the de rigueur head shot, a zombie would live forever, regardless of the amount of otherwise traumatic injury it had sustained. A zombie with half its body gone was still a threat.
Zombies were immune to circumstances that would kill the living, such as drowning. Zombies could wander the bottoms of lakes, rivers, and other bodies of water indefinitely, posing an ongoing threat.
Zombies, although chronically hungry, did not eat each other (perhaps out of professional courtesy). Only the warm fresh flesh of the living would suffice.
Zombies were slow and mindless. They shuffle along, stumbling after their victims.

Wrong, wrong WRONG!

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