The Vikings would be so disappointed in their heirs.
A young mother was making dinner when her young son came running in from outside.
“Mommy, where did I come from?”
The young mother took a deep breath and thought ” I knew this day would get here eventually. I guess now is as good a time as any.”
So she grabbed her iPad and sat down with her son on the sofa. She googled a few illustrative sites and proceeded to explain every aspect of human sexuality, gestation, and childbirth to her young son … complete with graphic yet tasteful videos and images of every step along the way.
“Do you understand?” she asked.
“Yes, Mommy, I understand … but Billy said he came from Texas and I want to know where I came from.”