Patches sunning in the window
Category Archives: Cats
Patches
“Touching” Videos of Patches
Patches does a very gentle and sweet thing when she wants attention. She walks up and gently touches you with her paw … almost like a dog giving you its paw, yet different. Maybe it’s her way of showing affection. You be the judge.
Like most things in life, I never seem to have the camera ready when I want it. I had to shoot a lot of video and then edit it down for the above two scenes. To see them again just refresh the webpage.
Full House
Patches
Under the covers
Where’s Pickles?
Got up this morning late for work. Hillary is chasing me around the kitchen … “mew, mew, mew, mew“.
“OK, ok. Do you want cookies? Yes? Where’s Pickles?” No Pickles. I shake the bag of cookies. No Pickles. Shouting and shaking the cookies, “Pickles … cookies! Pickles?” Still no Pickles.
Now I am getting worried. Each of the cats has been locked in a closet and forgotten at least once. They run in when you aren’t looking and hours later (when I go hunting) I find them.
Pantry? No Pickles.
Laundry room? No Pickles.
Under-stairway closet? No Pickles.
Bedroom closets? No Pickles.
Has Number 2 son left for class? Walk out the the back door through the laundry room. His car is gone. Did Pickles get out? (He is an indoor cat only). I yell into the back yard, “PICKLES.”
NO PICKLES
Now I am really worried. I walk back inside. Back through the laundry room. “Pickles???????”
Open the door into the kitchen. Pickles is looking up at me … dazed and confused. “Where were you? Cookies?” “M’yawow” I take that to mean yes. So they get their cookies.
Mrs yells something at me from the bedroom. She had spent the night dozing in the third zero-gravity chair she has in the bedroom (sometimes she sleeps better in her chair). After I had been shouting COOKIES for a while she noticed something stirring under the covers. Pickles finally emerged groggily from a deep sleep.
Then I remembered. Pickles had jumped up on the bed in the middle of the night, damp from playing in the shower. We run the AC cold and he was cold. He crawled down under the covers next to me and passed out. I had forgotten about him.
Nap Time
Snuggling
Cats Vs. Zombies
Cats Zombies nuf said
Everyone can stop making zombie movies now because this one IS EVERYTHING.
You: “Hey wait, didn’t this blog sometimes post movie reviews?”
Me: “Totes! I have just been swamped with life/the universe/EVERYTHING lately and haven’t had time to watch, much less think about much! I’ll get back to the movies just in time…. for HORROR MOVIE MONTH!! WOOOO!!!!”
Me? (Ow)
A conversation with Sir Edmund Hillary.
Cookies?
Pickles and Hillary get cookies
I just started uploading videos to YouTube in addition to my Vimeo account. Not yet sure which one I prefer.
(The kitchen is a mess)
SCDD
Sleepy
Cat Philosopher
Hmmmm … are you food?
Pickles Gets Comfy
Pickles gets comfy in the Mrs lap.
Morning Pickles
Happy Aniversary
Katikaze
Although most Westerners mistakenly think it is ¡Bonzai!, the actual cry of the Kamikaze pilot was ¡Hissatsu! (“Certain Kill“).
Via iMessage from Mrs:
Good morning, I was walking into the kitchen and almost broke my neck ( the preceding drama brought to you by that fabled star of “trip me why don’t ya” … Patches) as I was turning into the kitchen.
Unlike our other cats who usually have the good sense to avoid being directly under foot, Patches seems to magically teleport directly in front of – or behind – you at the time most conducive to trip you up. She is worse than the proverbial puppy dog.
HISSATSU … she hisses as you stumble across the room while trying to avoid crushing her.
Cats on a lap
Lap o’ Cats
Indignity
Cuddling
Waking up this morning …
Sir Edmund Hillary (left)
Pickles (right)
See also
https://contrafactual.com/2013/11/06/cat-tales-pickles-and-hillary/
Lazy Sunday
Lap nap me too
Lap nap too
Lap nap
Lap of luxury
Sir Edmund Hillary
“Meow meow meow meow meow”
“Daddy I need love!”
After sufficient smurgling in my lap on His blankie, Hillary snuggles down into the nest between my legs.
Hillary smurgling (S++)
Let sleeping cats …


Via email …
Not my cats and just a selection of some pics I got via email.
Another day …
… another set of Pickles pics.
Pickles looks at the world from a different perspective … upside down.
Pickles on the upstairs balcony
Ahh … the upside down world of Pickles
Full Circle …
Don’t forget me, Daddy
Meanwhile, in the Kitchen …
Cold and Warm
Today in “Cats”
182 Days
3:09 AM on November 29th and I just calculated (using one of those web calculators) that it has been 182 Days since I last published anything on The Nudist War (TNW).
What can I say? What excuse can I give? Writer’s block? Too busy at work? Too busy at home? Lack of interest?
The truth is most likely all of the above. Writing The Nudist War was an escape from reality, an escape from life. Now I am in the thick of both. Too tired or busy to write after work at night. Otherwise occupied on the weekends.
Sure I blog (or re-blog) the odd bit of news that interests me. The cats continue to be somehow more photogenic everyday. I even continue to get new followers. But I am not writing. Not writing.
I closely follow the stock market, nursing my 401k along. Buying low, selling high, developing a sense of timing that has held true for many quarters. “Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful” ~ Warren Buffet. I raise cash at the top and buy hand over fist at the bottom. Well that’s the plan at least. Like most investors I buy too soon (running out of cash) and sell too soon (not raising as much cash as I could).
As I write this, all three cats are piled on top of me. The Pickle boy just plopped his massive frame under my chin – purring loudly. Hillary and Patches are in their usual spots.
It’s not as if I haven’t been thinking about TNW, I have, quite a bit over these past few months. I have a number of plot developments and plot twist in mind, I just haven’t been able to get off my ass and get back to writing. I am taking a few days of vacation through Critmas (Dec 2), so maybe I can finish the next chapter.
Later that night

The view from my lap
Foreground to background: Patches, Hillary, Pickles

… minutes later
Foreground to background: Pickles, Hillary

Note the toy mouse in front. It is a poor substitute for the real mouse that Pickles caught hiding under the refrigerator earlier this week. With the colder weather it must have snuck in to get warm. Hillary and Pickles doubled-teamed that poor mouse until it died most likely of cardiac arrest. Sometime later Pickles and Hillary presented their lifeless treasure to the Mrs. as she sat on the potty. They were soooo proud of themselves!
Too cute
Zonked
Brotherly love
Mews: 15 Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean
Pickles and Hillary jump up on me when I sit on the reclining sofa (most photos are taken fro this vantage point) and immediately present their asses for inspection. I always figured they were so young when I rescued them (orphaned as they were) that they think I’m their mother.
After reading this, follow up with “Speaking Cat” (https://contrafactual.com/2014/03/17/speaking-cat/) and Bottled Water (https://contrafactual.com/2013/12/06/bottled-water/)





















































